Done-For-You Patient Acquisition
We Generate You Pre-Qualified Patients
For Hair Restoration Clinics.
We run the ads, screen every lead, and book transplant-ready patients into your clinic. You just show up.
One clinic per metro · Month to month · No contracts
$8,000+
Typical Case Value Per Transplant.
At that number, a handful of qualified consults changes your month. Try it.
*Assumes a 35% consult-to-surgery close rate and $9,000 average case value. Bring your real numbers to the call and we'll run them together.
Three Steps.
All Handled.
You see qualified patients on your calendar. We do everything else.
We Find Them.
Targeted ads reach people in your metro already researching transplants, PRP, and SMP.
We Screen Them.
Every lead is qualified before it ever reaches your calendar. No mystery leads.
We Book Them.
Patients book into your real availability. Automatic reminders make sure they show.
AI conversational agent
Your Front Desk.
Awake At 11 PM.
Every lead gets an instant conversation — by text, chat, or phone — answered, qualified, and booked before a competitor even replies.
Booked at 11:41 PM — while the clinic was closed.
Included With
Every Clinic.
The technology that keeps your pipeline moving — built, run, and tuned for you.
Automation Workflows
Follow-ups, reminders, and rebooking run on their own. Nothing slips through.
AI Creative Strategy
Ad creative is generated, tested, and refreshed before it goes stale — so results don't fade.
AI Phone Agent
Answers your phone when the front desk can't — live conversations that end in booked consults, 24/7.
Reputation AI
Replies to every Google review and keeps new ones coming — your rating becomes a growth asset.
Missed-Call Text-Back
A missed call gets an instant text back within seconds — the lead never goes cold.
One Connected System
Ads, leads, bookings, reviews, and revenue in a single live dashboard. You always know what's working.
What To Expect
The First 90 Days.
By The Numbers.
No borrowed screenshots, no inflated case studies — these are the targets we build every clinic's system to hit, on the same math as the calculator above.
Launch — ads live, AI agent trained, calendar connected.
Calibrate — creative testing, cost per consult drops, first bookings land.
Full Ramp — steady ~20-qualified-consults-a-month pace.
*Illustrative targets, not past client results. Same disclosed assumptions as the calculator above — 35% consult-to-surgery close rate, $9,000 average case value — at 20 qualified consults per month. Ramp speed varies by metro, ad budget, and consult availability. We'll model your clinic's real numbers on the call.
One Clinic Per Metro.
When we work with you, your market is closed to competitors. Month to month — we keep the engagement by earning it.
20 Minutes.
Straight Answers.
Whether your metro is open, what we'd run, and the math with your real numbers. No pitch deck, no pressure.
10 Hair Transplant Consults In 45 Days.
Or You Don't Pay.
If the consults aren't on your calendar in 45 days, you don't pay. That's the guarantee.
"Qualified" consult criteria are agreed together before launch. Ad budgets run through your own accounts. The guarantee covers booked consultations — not show rates, closed cases, or revenue.
Prefer email? april@scaleordie.co
Questions.
Which procedures do you bring patients for?+
Hair transplant (FUE and FUT), PRP, and scalp micropigmentation. Campaigns are built per procedure.
Will you work with another clinic in my city?+
No. One clinic per metro, full stop. If your market is already taken when you reach out, we'll tell you on the first call.
What counts as a "qualified" consult?+
Someone screened for hair-loss stage, budget, timeline, and location before they reach your calendar. Your coordinator gets the screening summary with every booking.
Does the AI agent sound like a robot?+
No. It's trained on your clinic's procedures, pricing, and tone — and it hands off to your coordinator the moment a conversation needs a human.
What do you need from us to start?+
Your consult availability, your pricing ranges, and a point of contact. Most clinics are live within two weeks.
Are we locked into a contract?+
No. Everything is month to month. Cancel anytime.
How do we know it's working?+
A live dashboard shows every lead, every booked consult, show-rate, and spend — in real time, not a monthly PDF.